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Postby Thurston McQ on Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:09 am

Try to make it through the first ten minutes of the live-action Justice League of America pilot.

If nothing else, you simply must watch the last minute.

Don't bother asking yourself why they went with the Guy Gardner Green Lantern, considering that they went with the Barry Allen Flash. Because then you will start to wonder why neither is like his comic counterpart--and at that point all you know about reality may begin to fold in on itself.
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Postby Quasar on Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:11 pm

Those of you refusing to watch the new season of American Idol missed out on this classic audition
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Postby Jack's Sorrow on Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:10 pm

HOT CHICK SUPPORTS HUCKABEE. Make Jack laugh/erect. Apparently Hucks is gonna be the president of Heaven.
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Postby Master Ulic on Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:32 pm

Jack's Sorrow wrote:HOT CHICK SUPPORTS HUCKABEE. Make Jack laugh/erect. Apparently Hucks is gonna be the president of Heaven.


I love how all the morons in the comments section are more concerned about discussing politics than talking about the girl.

The "Huck Me" shirt is hilarious. :lol:
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Postby Ipsilon on Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:42 pm

[url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation]Do not drink milk while viewing these, lest it eject from your nose and make a horrible mess.[/url]

It's a series of reviews of video games for various platforms. HEE-FUCKING-LARIOUS.
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Postby Thurston McQ on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:06 pm

Ipsilon wrote:Do not drink milk while viewing these, lest it eject from your nose and make a horrible mess.

It's a series of reviews of video games for various platforms. HEE-FUCKING-LARIOUS.

I cleaned up your mess, Ipsy.
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Postby Ipsilon on Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:33 am

What was even wrong with it? It seemed fine when I posted it. I can't really remember, though.
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Postby Thurston McQ on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:39 am

You followed the first "url" with a bracket instead of an equals sign.
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Postby Ipsilon on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:47 am

OOPS!

:oops:

Thanks. :)
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Postby Jack's Sorrow on Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:49 pm

I figured I'd post the widely seen video Sarah Silverman made for boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel: "I'm fucking Matt Damon." It's really only so-so funny, but I figured it was a prerequisite before I posted Kimmel's response video, the much funnier "I'm fucking Ben Affleck."
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Postby Drakemd on Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:24 am

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

SPOILER (for you Thursty)



I nearly peed my pants when Josh Groban starting singing.


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I did not know.

Postby midnightman on Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:35 pm

Star Trek. The Hidden Episode.

I did not know!

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"I know he got a knife, but I ain't seen him pull it out on nobody..." -Richard Wilson.
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Postby Jack's Sorrow on Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:04 pm

THIS GUY is out of his fucking mind: he jumps out of an airplane without a parachute. He's got other people jumping with him with chutes, one of whom straps onto him so they all land safely, but the guy is still nuts.
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Postby Thurston McQ on Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:59 pm

He littered.
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Postby midnightman on Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:30 am

I'm gonna try this.

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Postby Quasar on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:13 am

Iowa High School Hoops
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Postby Thurston McQ on Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:31 pm

Horse Outruns Tornado

The video, itself, is pretty lackluster, but that's one of the coolest headlines I've ever read.
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Postby Ipsilon on Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:22 am

Sure, you'll post stupid shit here, but you won't answer my question about Horton... in the other thread?

I see how it is...

:evil: :? :cry:
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Postby Thurston McQ on Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:46 am

I'll answer your question about Horton in *this* thread. How's that?

In answeration to your quization:

It wasn't much of anything . . . good or bad. It was just there. I enjoyed it.
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Postby Ipsilon on Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:53 am

Funny. As. Shit.

Oh, and, thanks, Thursty. :)
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Postby Thurston McQ on Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:11 pm

That was good. Funnier than shit, even.

Though I guess it depends on the way in which shit is used. There are ways to use shit that--it turns out--make shit decidedly unfunny.

Examples?

Using it as toothpaste. Using it as a conductor's baton. The Dirty Sanchez.

I take it back.

Shit is always funny.
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Postby Ipsilon on Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:15 pm

Did you watch them all, Thursty? He does one every week. It's my new favorite thing to do on Wednesday afternoon.
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Postby Thurston McQ on Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:51 pm

I've seen four or five of them.

By the way:

2Girls1Cup?

Funny.
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Postby Ipsilon on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:47 am

BSG Top Ten on Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YatjlSJNRHM

I haven't watched it yet, because I'm at work, but my dad sent it to me. Hopefully it's funny. :)
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Postby Thurston McQ on Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:06 pm

Poodle Aerobics
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