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by Jack's Sorrow on Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:11 pm
THIS clip of Mr. T rapping about mothers has probably been seen by a lot of people before, but I post it ANYWAY! All I can say after watching this is wow. The 80s, man. Wow.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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by Jack's Sorrow on Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:21 am
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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he he.
by midnightman on Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:15 am
så jävla äckligt!
"I know he got a knife, but I ain't seen him pull it out on nobody..." -Richard Wilson.
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by Sickness on Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:51 am
Thurston McQ wrote:Don't laugh, Asshole. It's not funny.
It's not funny but it's kickass! Every dog owner wants a dog like that!
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by Thurston McQ on Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:43 pm
[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=2BaA49v3z9I]"This is very good, by the way. This a café latte?"
"Mmm hmm."
"What is that? Milk?"
"Milk, uh . . . "
"Milk and coffee?"
"Milk and coffee. Yeah."
"Milk and coffee! Who woulda thought?! Oh my GOD! What a . . . what a drink! It's milk and coffee! Mixed together!"[/url]
"Mmm hmm."
"What is that? Milk?"
"Milk, uh . . . "
"Milk and coffee?"
"Milk and coffee. Yeah."
"Milk and coffee! Who woulda thought?! Oh my GOD! What a . . . what a drink! It's milk and coffee! Mixed together!"[/url]
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by Drakemd on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:20 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This was featured as the #1 Over the Top TV Moment on The Soup.
Star Wars Trumpet Solo
By the way, this was the "talent" portion of a beauty pageant.
This was featured as the #1 Over the Top TV Moment on The Soup.
Star Wars Trumpet Solo
By the way, this was the "talent" portion of a beauty pageant.
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by Drakemd on Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:14 am
William Shatner hawking the Commodore VIC-20
Now this is funny. Not only because it's The Shat, but the computer is sooooo old. I remember these things.
Now this is funny. Not only because it's The Shat, but the computer is sooooo old. I remember these things.
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by Jack's Sorrow on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:21 am
Thurston McQ wrote:This sure brings back some painful memories.
This reminds me of my days as a cyber-bully. Back then, there was no escape.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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by Thurston McQ on Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:39 pm
These days, on the other hand, we just point our fingers at you, call you out and run away squealing.
That's what I do, anyway.
Because I know that's the way you like it. Or is that the way I like it? I get the two confused.
That's what I do, anyway.
Because I know that's the way you like it. Or is that the way I like it? I get the two confused.
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by Jack's Sorrow on Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:12 am
Drakemd wrote:I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This was featured as the #1 Over the Top TV Moment on The Soup.
Star Wars Trumpet Solo
By the way, this was the "talent" portion of a beauty pageant.
Wow, I just got around to watching this. That lady's out of her galdarned mind.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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by Jack's Sorrow on Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:45 pm
I swiped THIS WEDDING VIDEO from Bill Simmons's most recent links column. His video links are pretty hit or miss, but this one is hands down hilarious. Possibly the coolest wedding of all time.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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by Jack's Sorrow on Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:12 pm
I was looking through youtube for clips of 'The Soup'. This episode from February '07 is pretty hilarious, and includes 'Lost' jokes.
PART 1
PART 2
PART 1
PART 2
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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by Thurston McQ on Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:21 am
You should revisit this Hall o' Famer:
Afro Ninja
Why? Because it never, ever gets old. Years later, even.
Oh, and it turns out this (remember that one?) is apparently real. Or so Snopes says.
Afro Ninja
Why? Because it never, ever gets old. Years later, even.
Oh, and it turns out this (remember that one?) is apparently real. Or so Snopes says.
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by Ipsilon on Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:58 pm
It's not YouTube, but it's the funniest thing I've seen all day:
Conan O'Brien playing his real guitar while his staffers play Rock Band
Stay for the end... it's hilarious.
Conan O'Brien playing his real guitar while his staffers play Rock Band
Stay for the end... it's hilarious.
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by Thurston McQ on Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:17 am
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by Thurston McQ on Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:24 pm
Just as long as you realize the RiffTrax version of the Holiday Special and the plain ol' Holiday Special are different beasts.
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by Jack's Sorrow on Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:29 pm
CONTINUING THE CONAN THEME. In this old segment, the always wonderful Norm MacDonald totally scuttles an interview with Courtney Thorne-Smith. I started feeling sorry for the poor girl around the four minute mark: I don't think she had any idea what she was in for. The funniest part is, she actually came there to promote her new film. I can imagine the producers watching the segment, and screaming expletives at the TV.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!
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by Thurston McQ on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:22 am
You dug up one of my all-time favorite Conan clips. Conan's physical response to MacDonald's suggestion that the last word in Chairman of the Board's title is spelled "B-O-R-E-D" is priceless.
MacDonald was just about as on that night as good comedians ever get.
MacDonald was just about as on that night as good comedians ever get.
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