Thurston McQ wrote:Get a load of Montgomery Clift in the Red River, filmed a decade before* the car accident and the reconstructive surgery jacked his face all up:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2iPOQL547go

Get a load of him, and try to tell yourself that pre-accident Clift and Thomas Cruise Mapother IV look nothing alike.



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* Though Red River was filmed in 1946, it wasn't released until 1948. I tell you this so that this post doesn't give you cause to question my ability to do simple math. No need to worry, however, as I'm sure some future post will give you such a cause.

Okay, either Tom Cruise was digitally inserted into that picture or Thomas Cruise Mapother III ain't his daddy!

Some actual Dead Zone news (hey, it's my thread; I can do what I want):

TV Guide's Ausiello claims USA has canceled both The Dead Zone and The 4400.

Well, I hope Shawn Piller is proud of himself.

It's totally unfounded, but I'm blaming the show's decline in quality the past few years, and this, on him.

Terry Bradshaw/Robert Duvall

David Hyde Pierce/Neil Patrick Harris
Kevin Spacey/Mike Huckabee

Thurston McQ wrote:David Hyde Pierce/Neil Patrick Harris
Kevin Spacey/Mike Huckabee

I was thinking more along the lines of Mike Huckabee/Dan Hedaya/Zach Grenier.

That works, too.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Javier Bardem

John Barrowman and Mark Harmon.

Sean Maher (Simon Tam)/Matthew Bomer (Bryce Larkin on Chuck)

Robert Sean Leonard (Wilson on House)/Peter Scolari (Bosom Buddies)

Jeremy Piven/Dave Matthews

Paige Turco/Lori Loughlin

(This one is sort of universally acknowledged. Paige Turco, if you have forgotten, was the replacement April O'Neal from Secret of the Ooze and beyond. Lori Loughlin, of course, was the woman whose character pretended she could stand John Stamos for nearly a decade on Full House.)

By the way, I totally see the lesser half of Bosom Buddies/House's best friend resemblance.

Montgomery Clift/James Dean/James Franco

Burt Lancaster/Howie Long

Lou Reed/Joe Piscopo

David Bowie/Duff McKagan

Lemmy Kilmeister / Scott Caan when he has mutton chops

I kinda see it.

But less so than Scott Speedman, no?

And I repeat:

Duff McKagan/David Bowie

But only the older versions of both of them.

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Speeking of David Bowie, he and Ricky Gervais have the same smile.

Which makes this, for some reason, all the more enjoyable. (You may want to skip straight to 5:40. Then again, you may not.)

Seth Rogen/Jeremy Sisto

Karl Malden / Mike O'Malley

I'd like to submit Jeff Garlin and Seth Rogen as sound-alikes.

The only real difference is that Seth Rogen's laugh makes me want to beat small puppies with bigger puppies.

Thurston McQ wrote:The only real difference is that Seth Rogen's laugh makes me want to beat small puppies with bigger puppies.

You know where this quote should go.

Are you actually suggesting that you think it deserves to go there?

Also, are new posts showing up as new posts for you? The buttons no longer seem to be colored to indicate newness and already-read-ness.

Yes.

And, not really, no. Plus, I'm not getting email notifications any more. Well, except that I got one for this thread, just now. But that's the first since The Change.