X-Men: First Class

Quasar · by **Quasar** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:19 am

Having killed the franchise, Fox is now looking to reboot. Gossip Girl creator Josh Schwartz is writing.

Thurston McQ · by **Thurston McQ** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:45 am

I'd rather see an X-Men/Head of the Class mash-up.

Master Ulic · by **Master Ulic** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:56 am

Thurston McQ wrote:I'd rather see an X-Men/Head of the Class mash-up.

With Howard Hesseman as Professor X? Count me in!

omicron · by **omicron** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:47 am

geez I wonder if Hessman is still alive. Haven't seen him much except for WKRP reruns.

Ipsilon · by **Ipsilon** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:09 pm

I liked Billy Connolly better in that show.

Josh Schwartz also does Chuck... so this could be good. Right?

I don't know...

Master Ulic · by **Master Ulic** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:14 pm

Ipsilon wrote:I liked Billy Connolly better in that show.

Josh Schwartz also does Chuck... so this could be good. Right?

I don't know...

Only if Yvonne StraHOTski is somehow involved.

Ipsilon · by **Ipsilon** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:23 pm

Given her combat-acting experience, her hotness and the fact that Schwartz re-uses actors in his work like he's some sort of conservationist...

...I'd say the odds are pretty good.

Master Ulic · by **Master Ulic** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:03 pm

Ipsilon wrote:Given her combat-acting experience, her hotness and the fact that Schwartz re-uses actors in his work like he's some sort of conservationist...

...I'd say the odds are pretty good.

Yesss! Howard Hesseman AND Yvonne in a film? The film gods must be smiling down upon us today!

omicron · by **omicron** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:01 am

I always thought the redhead on that show was hot in a bookish, nerd-girl kind of way.

And my thoughts about a reboot.....X-Men, it's more like X-MEH!!

am I right? Cmon, people.

Thurston McQ · by **Thurston McQ** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:05 am

Ooh. A bad joke for me to one-up. Let me give it a shot.

How about . . .

What're they gonna call the third one in this series? X-Men: Coach?

Will they bring in Craig T. Nelson?

Magnum · by **Magnum** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:18 am

So I guess we'll get Jonas Bros and Hannah Montana as the class? Everyone will be tweeners?

Like they didn't ALREADY start most of the team off as punks to begin with...

At least the Professor will be alive, right?

Guh.

Thurston McQ · by **Thurston McQ** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:25 am

And he'll be played by that Tom Hardy guy from Nemesis. You know, the one who was supposed to be a clone of Picard but looked absolutely nothing like Patrick Stewart, despite the shit script trying to convince us otherwise? The one who looked more like a young Howie Mandel than a young Patrick Stewart? Yeah. That one.

I hope it has that chubby chick from the Hairspray remake in it.

John Travolta, I mean.

Master Ulic · by **Master Ulic** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:16 pm

Thurston McQ wrote:And he'll be played by that Tom Hardy guy from Nemesis. You know, the one who was supposed to be a clone of Picard but looked absolutely nothing like Patrick Stewart, despite the shit script trying to convince us otherwise? The one who looked more like a young Howie Mandel than a young Patrick Stewart? Yeah. That one.

I hope it has that chubby chick from the Hairspray remake in it.

John Travolta, I mean.

Travolta in drag; Hesseman-X; and StraHOTski... This gem is a surefire hit!

Magnum · by **Magnum** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:18 pm

You guys realize that someone from Hollyweird is going to read this and a light bulb is going to go off...

Thurston McQ · by **Thurston McQ** on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:02 pm

Magnum wrote:You guys realize that someone from Hollyweird is going to read this and a light bulb is going to go off...

Or "out."

Corporal Hicks · by **Corporal Hicks** on Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:33 am

I blame George Lucas for allowing shit like this to happen.

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