McChicken Sandwich
Pound Cake
Whey (That's right. No whey!)
Blood Pudding
Tuna Casserole
Jell-O
Honey
J-Lo
Chocolate Milkshake
Civet Coffee (Kopi Luwak)
ChapStick
Any Pills or Vitamins Covered with Gel-Caps
Bleu Cheese
Eggs Benedict
Other Vegans
Turkey Jerky
Fat-Cooked Potato Chips
Blossomed Onions
Haggis
Strawberry Shortcake
Most Varieties of Margarine
Souse Meat
Black Pudding
Sweet Potato Pie
First-Born Child
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Chitterlings
Sushi
Green Curry Chicken
Cracklings
Pancakes
Duck Soup
Bat Heads
McDonald's French Fries
Chicken Gizzards
Ann Coulter
Beef Broth
Pizza Margherita
French Toast
White Bread
Snake Oil
Tripe
Brownies
Max Factor Makeup

Why can't they eat honey? Is it because the bees live in bondage?

Some vegans argue it is all right to eat "naturally gathered" honey, but many of the folks in the honey industry are apparently quite cruel to the bees.

Oh, wait. You were setting up a rhetorical funny, weren't you?

By "naturally gathered", do you mean they don't wear protective clothing during the process? And by "cruel", do you mean they don't allow the bees to sting them?

By "naturally gathered," I mean, "think Poo as the Little Black Rain Cloud, minus the muddied balloon."

Acts of Cruelty Inflicted upon Bees Used in Commercial Honey Development, According to VeganPeace.com:

* To prevent the queen bee from leaving the hive, honey producers sometimes cut off her wings.
* Often, queen bees are artificially inseminated.
* Large commercial operations sometimes take all the honey instead of leaving enough for the bees to get through the winter. The honey is than replaced with a cheap sugar substitute.
* Most beekeepers remove all the spring-season honey.
* In colder areas, some bee keepers will burn the beehives, killing all the bees inside, before the winter starts to reduce cost.
* Bees are often killed or harmed by haphazard handling.
* Stealing products from [Bees] is a form of exploitation, which should and can be easily avoided.

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Oh, wait. You were setting up a rhetorical funny, weren't you?

Thurston McQ wrote:By "naturally gathered," I mean, "think Poo as the Little Black Rain Cloud, minus the muddied balloon."

It's "Pooh". Tard.

Thurston McQ wrote:By "naturally gathered," I mean, "think Poo as the Little Black Rain Cloud, minus the muddied balloon."

As I recall, the bees weren't none too happy with Pooh neither.

Thurston McQ wrote:* Stealing products from [Bees] is a form of exploitation, which should and can be easily avoided.

Well, DUH! I wonder if they think stealing oxygen from plants is exploitation?

Also, shouldn't walking on a lawn be considered cruelty to grass?

Jack's Sorrow wrote:

Thurston McQ wrote:* Stealing products from [Bees] is a form of exploitation, which should and can be easily avoided.

Well, DUH! I wonder if they think stealing oxygen from plants is exploitation?

The plants give it up willingly.

Then they go crying to the cops later when they regret it.



To answer this thread, wouldn't it just be easier (and involve less typing) to just say "everything" and call it a day?

What do vegans have against J-Lo and Ann Coulter?

Is there something in them pies that we don't know about?

I don't see blood pies on the list. They good with those?

It is an incomplete list.

What about beef? They eat that? Maybe a little bit of beef with a WHOLE LOT OF KETCHUP?

You corrected "beat" to "beef" before I could say, "Maybe a little bit of beet, but I like where you're going with this."

Funnily enough, they have no moral qualms with drinking milk of magnesium.

I just can't get the horrific image of a fatted, caged magnesium--suckered tubes hooked up to its every swollen teat, too hopped up on hormone stimulants to have the presence of mind to stand--out of my mind long enough for me to enjoy a glass of the stuff.

How 'bout poison? I didn't see that on the list neither.

Often, queen bees are artificially inseminated.

I want to know how much that job pays.